A single mother who raised her chubby kids while working at a porn store, brings her unorthodox, yet highly effective and funny, parenting techniques to the stage. Want to keep your kids off of drugs and everyone else out of their pants? Kristine knows a secret… Kristine also shares her experiences and unique, twisted perspective on Life, Love, and Dysfunction. Kristine Levine is known for her candor and likens her humor to a roller coaster ride. Don’t worry, she’ll only scare you for a second.