One day Mike Dobbins ate a strange bark of a peculiar elm-looking tree then pounded a six pack of RC Cola. The Cola Nut extract and the strange bark biochemicals blended in such a way that it made him feel like a teenage tiger. He then sneezed....and began to laugh hysterically. Mike Dobbins teenage tiger then looked up and saw a legion of smurfs and pokemon androids. Standing in the center of the mass of cartoonish authorities, was MIKE DOBBINS. HE belted in a direct manner, "I see you met your 6 drink minimum requirement to help pay for providing this elm-looking tree bark in this comedy forest, and your existence since I am the one that artificially inseminated your mother at my zoo...time to pay your check!" Mike Dobbins teenage tiger said, "Too bad I left my wallet at home comedy forest manager, these pokemon androids smell like curry vegetables." The smurfs got defensive for the pokemon androids and walked over to Mike Dobbins teenage tiger and bounced his ass back to his maniac aunty's house to get the tab. MIKE DOBBINS felt kind of worried about the cops and the treatment of the teenage tiger that he helped create by artificial insemination, being a comedy forest manager with some heart, until he found out from Head Bouncer Smurf that the teenage tiger was actually a 51 year old little person tiger wearing makeup and youthful clothing. MIKE DOBBINS felt then that justice had been served and also relieved to know that the tiger's life was not his doing. But the disclosed Mike Dobbins little person tiger sought vengeance. So he went to a warlock who also thought that the pokemon androids smelled like vegetable curry and got a potion that helped turn disclosed Mike Dobbins little person tiger into an evil elm-looking tree bark producing Mike Dobbins. He went on the elm-looking tree bark producing comedy forest circuit and crushed all the comedy forests and got to drink all the RC cola that he wanted. Sneezed. Laughed. And never had to pay a tab ever again. The moral of this story is maniac aunties don't need to pay your tabs, other people do. This is the story of my life dude.